Friday, January 28, 2011

If Samuel Taylor Coleridge wrote for TMZ

In Xanadu did Charlie Sheen
  A stately hooker-dome decree:
  Where both his sacred nostrils, ran
  Through cocaine measureless to man
  He smoked it constantly.                                            
  So twice five girls he kept around
  With big fake breasts and asses round:
  And here were crack-pipes packed with rocks for thrills,
  Which set so much white and noxious smoke a-free;
  And here’s the deluxe home-theater where he chills,                         
  And watches hours and hours of pornography.

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