Monday, March 14, 2011

Paltrow Pornos: A List

I like "head" and I like "box." Yet the end of "Se7en" doesn't arouse me.
1. Country Schlong

2. Iron Man-Bits

3. Shallow Hole

4. Sky Captain and the World of Fellatio

5. Se7en Inches

6. Shakespeare In Lust

7. The Talented Mr. Winky

8. The Pole-Bearer

9. The Royal Perineums

10. Great Ejaculations

Gwyneth was also in "Duets," "Hard Eight," "Austin Powers in
Goldmember," "Two Lovers" and "Bounce."  But those titles are already
so suffused with innuendo as to be essentially immune to parody.

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