Tuesday, June 15, 2010

A conversation with my mother:

"Can you explain to me why all the men on 'The Bachelorette' have their hair all spiked up with mousse?"

"Because they're douchebags, Mom.  That's also why they wear tight black shirts half unbuttoned."

"No.  That can't be right.  They can't all be douchebags."

"You'd be surprised."