Thursday, August 5, 2010

Overheard in New York: The Worst Pick-Up Line Ever

"You. Me.  Right now."
When I was trying to get a bartender in Murray Hill to get me another $14 vodka tonic, I heard a guy in a very-expensive suit say this to a woman:

"I'm pretty sure I can raise enough cash to take you private."

Really, financial industry?  Ew.

I pointed at him and yelled as loud as I could:  "Can somebody give me a credit default swap on this douche right here?"

Then I got thrown out of the place because private-equity guy knew the owner of the bar.

Monday:  The best pick-up line ever.

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